Beer in a coffee cup, no one must see, my visits to the urinal have increased but no one must tell. I drink at work as it slashes productivity and increases the chances of me saying the truth inside. I raise my cup with my name on the handle again. Must remember the dregs are a give away and will create an interesting smell for my return on Monday morning. Can I be assed to wash this vessel of evidence though? No, the cup will come with me when I leave and live in my home. There it will serve as a reminder of work beers, their sweet taste, their rule breaking taste. Cup raised, salut, drink, punch computer, place cup in pocket, walk away, weekend is here.