I went to Indo and loved certain parts of it. I loved the waves and the friendly locals, but this is not a Surfline article so we won’t focus on that shit. Instead we will focus on what I didn’t love. I didn’t love being constipated for a week and having to shove enemas up my dark place, in a hot bamboo hut, which coincided with the best waves of the trip. I didn’t love the wave situation on that day which forced me to attempt the 1km paddle out whilst the enema was working its shit-storming magic in my dark place. I didn’t love the brutal aqua turd fiasco that began as I entered the line-up.
It seems like these guys didn’t contract the concrete colon on their trip and watching the video below makes me want to risk a return trip. I’m going to ask my dark place if it’s ok first though.